Mrs SP, who works in Local Government, is currently having her department assessed by another wing of the Central Government inspectorate. The auditors self description is:
"Someone who is sent to shoot the wounded following the battle".
Any better ones will be published.
For those thinking like me I have already tried to find an image of Viz's "Bottom Inspectors" which is what a client named his audit team recently. Wikipedia describes them as follows:
The Bottom Inspectors – a parody of Hitler's SS, or perhaps the Stasi. A fascist organisation who knock on people's doors in the middle of the night and inspect their bottoms. Any transgression is dealt with arbitrarily and cruelly. It has been revealed that the bottom inspectors are actually based on the ticket inspectors of the Newcastle Metro system (Chris Donald in a 'Picture of Tyneside', BBC 4, June 2005).
I appreciate that this is somewhat juvenile but it is Friday.
UPDATE