Here I sit angry and depressed in equal measure, but for sure without yesterdays suitecase containing my laptop and data projector, lost between LHR and DTV airports. (I had a 2.5 hour delay too!). With all the training currently in the diary this, of course, makes things extremely tense and I will now lose a significant part of today trying to get my stuff back.

I have uttered paranoid ramblings about the secrative workings of the "Autorecbots", and their plans to get me, before. Surely this is just a coincidence?

UPDATE

Every single bag except mine has been recovered. I now believe my paranoia to be entirely justified.