Setting - a solicitors office Autumn 2007

Autorecbot: We need to reduce your SMP by £2K tomorrow is that OK?

Franchise Rep: No, could I see some paperwork first please, perhaps a financial statement?

Autorecbot: Er OK but we really do need to reduce your SMP

Franchise Rep: Fax me and I'll ring you back

Autorecbot: Fax coming through, oh and by the way we only need to reduce by £1K now

Franchise Rep: I'll get back to you.

Franchise Rep: Hello is that you Auto?

Ansafone: No it is his girlfriend Ansafone - he'll ring you back

Senior Autorecbot: Hello

Franchise Rep: Ah hello - you have miscalculated the situation in fact we are in credit with you and there is no possible justification for a reduction in the SMP

Senior Autorecbot: Yes you are right.

Franchise Rep: Why have you wasted my time in this way?

Senior Autorecbot: It is a bit time consuming isn't it (metallic chuckle)

Franchise Rep: Right good-bye then

Senior Autorecbot: Hang on, we still have concerns about your levels of billing so from next month we will only pay you the same amount as you report.

Franchise Rep: Eh?

Senior Autorecbot: I repeat - we still have concerns about your levels of billing so from next month we will only pay you the same amount as you report.

Franchise Rep: Please put that in writing. (Scratches head)

Music and fade to credits

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