I have this channel on in the background in the office and have just heard two gems.

First in true "Speak Your Brains" style there was this from a caller regarding the Archbishop's contribution on Sharia Law:

"I bet Jesus Christ will be turning in his grave"

This was followed by a piece on "team building away days". One contributor offers experiential learning with horses which is "directly relevant to the workplace" for £8,000 a day. We are now able to offer a similar product, however involving my two dogs, at half that price, (plus our hounds get loads of extra exercise).

Sandra is taking orders.